Leslie Knope 2019 Letterpress Desk Calendar
Featuring all of your favorite Leslie Knope quotes from Parks & Recreation! The 2019 Desk Calendar featuring Leslie Knope has 14 pages (12-months plus cover and back cover) and is letterpress printed in black and bound in silver.
January: I believe that assault should be legal if the person is a jerk.
February: I would like a glass of red wine and I’ll take the cheapest one you have because I can’t tell the difference.
March: There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.
April: We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter. But work is third.
May: I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.
June: I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
July: You know my code: Hoes before bros. Uteruses before Duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.
August: What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.
September: Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat.
October: Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.
November: I’m fart and I’m smunny and I’m a prize.
December: I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was kind of indescribable, really. I felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn’t any marijuana in it, it was just an insanely good brownie.
All of our desk calendars are handprinted (one at a time) on vintage midcentury Chandler & Price letterpress printing presses.