Birthdays were invented by Hallmark Ron Swanson Parks & Rec Letterpress Greeting Card
$4.50 – $20.00
“Birthdays were invented by Hallmark” Ron Swanson letterpress greeting card featuring a #Swansonism quote from your favorite Parks & Rec character.
Size: A6 Greeting Card (4-1/2″ x 6-1/4″)
Paper: 110# cotton stock
Front: “The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards. #swansonism”
Inside: Blank
Envelope: Brown Bag Kraft envelope (70# stock, 100% post consumer waste)
Packaging: Packaged inside a clear cello sleeve
All of our greeting cards are handprinted (one at a time) on vintage midcentury Chandler & Price letterpress printing presses.
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