

Retire Crass Calligraphy Greeting Card
$4.50 – $20.00
Funny “Retire” crass calligraphy letterpress greeting card from Letterpress Jess.
Size: A2 Greeting Card (4-1/4″ x 5-1/2″)
Paper: 110# cotton stock
Front: “It’s not premarital sex if you never get Married”
Inside: Blank
Envelope: Brown Bag Kraft envelope (70# stock, 100% post consumer waste)
Packaging: Packaged inside a clear cello sleeve
All of our greeting cards are handprinted (one at a time) on vintage midcentury Chandler & Price letterpress printing presses.
SKU: 1280
Categories: Brand Spanking New!, Congratulations & Encouragement, Crass Calligraphy, Greeting Cards, Humor, Paper & Party
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