Ron Swanson 2019 Letterpress Desk Calendar

$25.00

Ron Swanson 2019 Letterpress Desk Calendar

Featuring all of your favorite “Swansonism” quotes from your favorite Parks & Rec character! The 2019 Desk Calendar featuring Ron Swanson has 14 pages (12-months plus cover and back cover) and is letterpress printed in black and bound in silver.

All of our desk calendars are handprinted (one at a time) on vintage midcentury Chandler & Price letterpress printing presses.

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Ron Swanson 2019 Letterpress Desk Calendar

Featuring all of your favorite “Swansonism” quotes from your favorite Parks & Rec character! The 2019 Desk Calendar featuring Ron Swanson has 14 pages (12-months plus cover and back cover) and is letterpress printed in black and bound in silver.

Are you a super Parks & Recreation fan? Get the companion Leslie Knope 2019 Desk Calendar, too, and make sure to shop our full line of Ron Swanson Greeting Cards.

January: Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait … wait. I worry what you just heard was ‘give me a lot of bacon eggs.’ What i said was, ‘give me all the bacon and eggs you have.’ Do you understand?

February: Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.

March: Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.

April: Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga except I still get to kill something.

May: When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

June: If your dad doesn’t have a mustache then you have two moms.

July: There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.

August: Dear Frozen Yogurt, You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.

September: Son, don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

October: The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

November: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

December: Either you like bacon or you’re wrong.

All of our desk calendars are handprinted (one at a time) on vintage midcentury Chandler & Price letterpress printing presses.