Ron Swanson 2020 Letterpress Desk Calendar
Featuring all of your favorite “Swansonism” quotes from your favorite Parks & Rec character! The 2020 Desk Calendar featuring Ron Swanson has 14 pages (12-months plus cover and back cover) and is letterpress printed in black and bound in silver. Note: quotes contained in the 2020 edition differ from the 2019 edition. Size: 3-7/8″ x 5-3/8″
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January: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
February: I would wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.
March: There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food.
April: Put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out.
May: If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults.
June: Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.
July: It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
August: One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it.
September: Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.
October: Friends: one to three is sufficient.
November: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.
December: You had me at ‘Meat Tornado.’
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